You are a negative collector if........
You hate everything you pull unless it serves you personally, or financially.
Your collection is made up of everything you like, and therefore is really small.
The words suck, hate, and crap are a few of the common words you use to describe every release you see.
You once bought a pack of Upper Deck X just to piss yourself off, and then complained about it.
Everything you hate must be hated by others, or you hate them as well.
You complain so much other collectors wonder why you collect cards at all?
You spend a majority of your day bashing other collectors views, because they are different then yours.
No one takes you seriously, because you hate everything.
You are a player collector, and therfore a hypocrite, because you have to collect a release you previously complained about.
You re an expert in a hobby where no two collections are the same.
Beware of The Negative Collector!!!
The Mojo Hand